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Monday, December 19, 2011
Chokoleit Wits Part 2
GIFT-GIVING
Christmas is the season for gift-giving, and Chokoleit is never gonna miss on the chance to share with us some jokes about this noble tradition:
“Nabasa ko sa card ng gift, To: YOU From: ME. Napaisip tuloy ako, niregaluhan ko ba sarili ko? O gusto ko lang subukan ma-surprise kunwari?☺☹”
“Valentine's day years ago. Kunwari may nagpadala flowers. Pa-girl pako,"Ay kanino galing?"Hindii na-rehearse si messenger,"Sa inyo po daw"☺☹”
“Eto pang klasik. Xmas years ago w/ my ex. Pa girl ulit, "Eh, asan na regalo mo saken?" Say ng ex "Di mo pa nga ako bingyan ng pambili eh".☺☹”
“Isa ko pang ex. Sabi ko, "May regalo nako sayo sa pasko, regaluhan mo din ako ha" Sabi pa, "Sure! hanggang tig-magkakano ba?" Xmas Party?☺☹”
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