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Monday, December 19, 2011

Chokoleit Wits Part 4


CHOKEY KA BA?

Chokoleit also has a list of his own versions of the popular question and answer pick-up lines:

“BOY: sampalok ka ba? MADAM URING: bakit, may asim pa ako? BOY: ka-korte ng katawan mo, at sa tigang mong yan, masarap ka isahog sa sinigang!”

“Traffic light ka ba, kase napapa-STOP ako at nag-aantay kelan ka READY at kelan ako GO! Kahit Bawal Tumawid gawin mo, kase Nakamamatay Dito!”

"Ketchup ka ba? Kase ikaw lang hinahanap para hotdog ko sumarap." -➣ Lumang Kolboy ☹☺”

“Eskwelahan ka ba, kase gusto kitang pasukan ng pasukan. Kasimpogi Gerald, perfect attendance agad! Kafez ni Bentong, suspended buong taon.☺☹”

"Chokey kahoy ka ba, kase ansarap mo sibakin...sa mukha!" Ganun ba, empleyado ka diba, mas masaya kung sa trabaho mo, sibakin ka sana,tseh!☺”