Ang Itlog Ni Topak-Cio

“topac-io - baka maging square itlog nya kakaupo buong araw at kakaisip sa mga binitiwang salita...”

“For the time being, ligtas na itlog ni Topacio. Hehehe”

“Sir, care to share the whole story? Di ko kase na gets sa news eh. Thanks!”

“Eto sir :)

Topacio: I'll have my 'ball' cut off if Arroyos don't return"

Lawyer Ferdinand Topacio is very confident of the sincerity of the Arroyos, that he is willing to cut a “ball” off if they do not return as promised.

In a quirky moment during a serious discussion on ANC's Headstart about the Arroyos’ attempt to go abroad for medical purposes, Topacio said: “I’m willing to do the worst. Ipapatanggal ko isang itlog ko pag di bumalik ang mga Arroyo.”

He said he would not have accepted the case of the Arroyos if he knew they were not sincere. “I’m a good judge of character,” he claimed.

His statement earned several comments online :

An FB page "Ayoko Sa Itlog Ni Topacio" was created saying " Sabi ni Topacio sa atin na lang daw itlog niya pag di bumalik ang mga Arroyo. E mas may dating pa itlog ng kalabaw sa itlog mo Topacio. Eeeeewwwww!!!! Whatever!!! Kebs! Sooo jologs! No tenks. Huwag na lang. Unsa mana? Sa yo na lang itlog mo. Ayaw namin sa maitim na itlog mo Topacio."

The Birth of Damnation blog posted: " Bugso na rin marahil ng damdamin ang nagtulak kay Topacio upang ialay ang isa sa kanyang mga yagbols sa kanyang amo pero napapaisip pa rin ako. Bakit. Bakit. Bakit.
Paulit-ulit kong tinatanong ang aking sarili. Ganoon ba talaga ang kanyang pagmamahal sa kanyang kliyente upang itaga sa bato na handa niyang isuko ang isa sa pinakamahalagang bahagi ng kanyang pagkalalaki? Ganoon ba talaga ang kanyang pagtitiwala na muling babalik ng bansaang kanyang kliyente kahit maari siyang tawaging One Ball Topacio sa hinaharap? "

A tumblr post:

"Sino ka man hangal na mag aalok ng iyong itlog, kahit ikaw pa ang pinakabanal na tao ngayon, hindi ito maaari o kalian mang maging katumbas ng buhay ng isang tao. lalo pa’t napakalaking nilalang (figure of speech yan, haha) ang nakasalalay dito.

Kahit na ang itlog mo pa ay may balahibong ginto. Kahit na ang dugong dumadaloy sa ugat nito ay makakabuhay sa mga taong may sakit na kanser. Wala nang chemo therapy, itlog mo lang, ayos na. kaso hindi eh."

The hashtag #itlognitopacio became a trending topic in Twitter:

Jim Paredes: “Let GMA go as SC ordered. But pls guard Topacio's testes. National interest demands it. LOL.”

He later added, “I have heard of ppl giving an arm and a leg for a loved one. But a testicular offer for insurance is quite unique.”

Twitter user Paul Capundan added: “Para sa accountability kapag umalis si former PGMA, let's support atty.topacio in his effort to vouch for his client.”

Jel Palomares, for his part, said: “Tapos n kme magbreakfast usapang itlog p tlga...can't wait to see that egg removal..belo o calayan ang magaalis?!?!I wonder..”

Don Joseph Sebastian said: “Testicular craze happening right now.check your balls everyone, baka kunin ni Topacio as reserve yan!”

@IsdangMaharot said: “Insulto kay CGMA na isang itlog lang ni Topacio ang katumbas niya, if ever. He needs to think of somth better to amputate.”

@dreWolf added: “Would this be another "I lied!" ala-Miriam incident, Atty. Topacio? Better make good with your word!”

Professional Heckler said: “Atty Topacio didn't say kung sinong gusto n'yang tumanggal sa isang itlog n'ya. I'm not sure if Sec. De Lima's willing to do that.”

Ngayong di na muna makakaalis ang mga Arroyo dahil sa hospital arrest,

“so wala nang putulan ng balls na mangyayari?

isang itlog lang naman papatanggal ni topacio, meron pa siyang isa.”

“yun e kung 2 yung sa kanya”

“The hashtag #itlognitopacio has become a trending topic.

hahaha dami kong tawa dito XDXDXD

haha”

“walang weight yung sinabi nya.

dapat sinabi nya, pag hindi bumalik si arroyo within this year, papaputol ko itlog ko. dapat lagyan nya ng time element. Kung wala time element, pwede sya magpalusot ng "sinabi ko ba kung kelan?".

It seems lawyers do know how to crack a joke but disappointingly  a gross one. It was definitely an out of place insertion during a television interview, a disgusting collateral offering or some were saying "sacrifice", whose intention probably was just to act like a red herring. Many people fell for it and decided to practice the very common "Information Dissemination" through social networking sites like Twitter and Facebook, and continuously empowered by the media. Last night I saw a Mark Logan TV Patrol segment making fun of Topacio's "itlog" and played with all the relative terms imaginable to refer to the human testicles.

It was actually uncalled for at a time a serious discussion was taking place. If I knew better, Atty. Topacio let loose of the joke mainly because he had nothing more wise to say at the time...He probably ran out of legal technicalities to say to defend his big boss more popularly known as GMA.

Or it was intentional so that the madlang people would have something else to focus their attention to rather than persecuting his bosses.

Or probably one of his balls is also suffering from a rare disease that he just wants the government to provide him free medical treatment to operate and cut of the deteriorating testicle...........

It was rather annoying that he would keep on insinuating about his balls in every media opportunity that comes his way

“Brilliantes is pulling my egg- I mean my leg” – Atty. Topacio

Another try to be humorous. This lawyer must have all the time in the world that he could think of wisecracks infront of the camera. Being a pro bono lawyer must have its benefits.

I wonder if he really has a habit of offering his body parts for his clients.

For the not-so-VIPs he could have offered just a liver or a kidney.

If he offered only one of his balls for a client like GMA, then who will it take for him to offer the pair?

Or better yet, who would be the bigger client that would come his way for him to offer his penis?

Sheldon: (To Leonard) Given how much time you spend engaging in pointless self-abuse, you might consider, just this once, using your genitalia to actually accomplish something!