We Don't See Things As They Are

"We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are." - Anais Nin

I couldn't interpret or give meaning to this saying without sounding  a bit intellectually precocious yet somewhat emotionally stunted and amoral. We could each have our own valid and acceptable interpretation.

But for the meantime, let's just have some fun:

1. Pag sinabi bang "Put the Little Girl To Sleep", di ba pwedeng si Mahal muna bago sabihing si Gloria?

2. Pag sinabi bang "Abnoy", di ba pwedeng si Budoy muna bago isiping si NoyNoy ?

3. Pag sinabi bang "May hinahanap akong basic lang na hahanapin ng isang babae sa isang boyfriend, sa isang lalaki" , di ba pwedeng "Bisexual" muna bago i-conclude na full-pledge "Becky"?

4. Pag sinabi bang " She refused to eat any food", di ba pwedeng walang ganang kumain muna bago i-declare as  "Anorexia Nervosa"?

5. Pag sinabi bang "I trust my clients will come back", di ba pwedeng disbarment muna bago i-offer ang "family jewels"?

6. Pag sinabi bang "There's animosity among the siblings", di ba pwedeng mag "grounding" muna bago mag-hire ng killers?

7. Pag sinabi bang "Merry Christmas" sa Customs at airport, di ba pwedeng "thoughtful" muna bago sabihing nanghuhuthot ng pamasko?

8. Pag sinabi bang "hospital arrest", di ba pwedeng Veteran's Memorial Medical Center muna bago St. Lukes Medical Center?

8. Pag sinabi bang "Zubiri had participation in the Maguindanao election cheating", di ba pwedeng accusation muna bago tawaging "demolition job"?

9. Pag sinabi bang "Ipamigay ng libre ang Hacienda Luisita", di ba pwedeng yung mga sugar canes muna bago ang mga lupa?"

10. Pag sinabi bang " I should inhibit", di ba pwedeng "magpigil sa pang-gigigil" muna bago sabihing "I excuse myself from Court?"