Sign At St. Luke's Admission

SIGN AT ST.LUKE'S MEDICAL CENTER'S ADMISSION:

For dengue, typhoid, leptospirosis cases, proceed to WARD.

For kidney, liver, colon, check in to PRIVATE ROOMS.

For cancer, bypass and angio cases, go to EMERGENCY ROOM.

For plunder, corruption cases, go to PRESIDENTIAL SUITES.

- credit to Jim Paredes